The famous Lindsay Lohan confesses in the new issues of Marie Claire magazine that she wants to be a mother. Lindsay also reveals that her relationship with her girlfriend has been never better.

Encouraged by the desire of motherhood and the pattern followed by other celebrities, Lindsay admits that is thinking of adopting a newborn from outside the U.S. or an orphan from an “unknown” country.

Despite bad sayings about her relationship with Samantha Ronson, Lohan declares herself very happy. We might take her word on that, since the lady wants a baby, hence the instinct of forming a family with her present girlfriend.

Now, you tell me: what can an orphan child from a third world country want more than a sexy, famous, wealthy mother? I’ll tell you: two mothers!

And, who knows, maybe they will adopt a little boy, that will grow up at his mothers chests, surrounded by a “healthy” and (physical) loving environment. Isn’t that cute?..

Heather Locklear was arrested one week ago, while driving in Santa Barbara, California, under drug influence. And, as if that wasn’t enough, we inform you that she was just returning from an Arizona rehab clinic. She was there in order to treat her depression. And, anyway, by looking at the picture on the left, I don’t think they did such a good job with her there.

Apparently, Heather had a hard summer that ended with a driving adventure in the middle of heavy traffic. The cherry on top of the cake was, of course, her arrest.

I wonder… How can life be so “cruel” with these “poor” celebrities? I mean, one day you have enough fame and money to buy a small African country and build the first hospital there ever and, the next day, YOU are the one that needs to be treated (mentally) in a clinic. Life’s tough for celebrities, isn’t it?